A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer…

Taking the beer, he takes a few sips.

A couple sits down next to him, orders drinks and starts up a conversation with the cowboy. They ask him, “Are you a real cowboy?”

The cowboy thinks for a moment, and says “Well, I guess so. I ride horses, herd cattle, wear cowboy boots, work outside all day, so yeah, I am a real cowboy.”

After the conversation ends, the couple leaves a bar. A few moments later, a young woman sits at the bar and strikes up a conversation with the cowboy, asking “Are you a real cowboy?”

The cowboy responds a little a faster this time, stating “Yeah I guess so, I ride horses, herd cattle, wear cowboy boots, work outside all day, so yeah I am a real cowboy.”

Annoyed by the second person asking, the cowboy asks the woman what she is. The woman responds “I am a lesbian, I think about girls all day, when I wake up in the morning, in the shower, eating meals, before bed, I’m thinking about girls.”

The conversation ends and the woman leaves the bar. A few moments later, a young man sits at the bar next to the cowboy, and asks “Are you a real cowboy?”

The cowboy responds “I used to think so, but I just discovered I’m a lesbian.”

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