A cowboy gets accepted to Harvard…

It’s his first day on campus and he’s trying to find a library.

A woman who looks like she knows where she’s going walks by, and the cowboy politely asks, ” ‘Scuse me, m’am, would you mind tellin’ me where the library’s at?”

The woman sneers, rolls her eyes, and scoffs, “This is Harvard– we don’t end sentences with prepositions.”

The cowboy smiles, tips his hat, and says, “Pard’n me, you’re absolutely right– would you mind telling me where the library’s at, bitch?”

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