A police officer was driving down the road when he saw a car in the ditch.
The crash appeared to pretty bad so he took a close look, when he got to the car and looked inside he saw an entire dead family. The husband, the wife, two kids, and a monkey.
He asks the monkey, not expecting much, what had happened. The monkey responds with a gesture of crashing. So he asks further.
“What was the Father doing?” The monkey scratches his head, nods and does a drinking gesture.
“Oh so he was drinking?” The monkey nods his head excitedly.
The officer asks, “what was the Mother doing?” The monkey thinks for a moment, and does a mouth talking gesture.
“Bitching?” The cop guessed. The monkey with a smile nods his head in excitement.
The cop looks in the back and asks. “What were the kids doing?” The monkey thinks a moment and starts hitting the air.
“So they were fighting?” The monkey nods his head.
Then the officer asked, “What were you doing?”
Without hesitation the monkey smiles making a steering wheel gesture.