A college professor is driving home drunk one Saturday night….

When he gets pulled over. The cop comes up to his window and asks him:

“Excuse me sir, you were speeding, you ran a red light and you appear to be drunk, where are you going?”

The professor replies: “I am currently on my way to a lecture concerning the dangers of drinking, smoking and staying up late.”

The police officer says: “Who could possibly be giving that kind of lecture at this time?”

The professor responds: “My wife.”

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