The Jewish man starts eyeing the Chinese man suspiciously, a dark expression covering his face. Suddenly, with no warning at all, he stands up, grabs the Chinese man by the neck, smashes his face against the bar and throws him to the floor.
The Chinese man, dazed and angry, stands up and confronts the Jewish man. “What the fuck is wrong with you?! Why would you do that?!”
The Jewish man looks him in the eye and says “That was for bombing Pearl Harbor.”
The Chinese man froze. “For bombing Pe- but that was the Japanese!! I am Chinese!”
“Japanese, Chinese, Korean, you’re all the same to me”, said the Jewish man.
Dumbfounded, the Chinese man sits at the bar and orders another beer. He keeps eyeing the Jewish man, a dark expression on his face. Suddenly, he grabs his beer mug and smashes it against the Jewish man’s face, then proceeds to punch him and kick him until the Jewish man isn’t moving any more. He sits back at the bar.
After a couple of minutes, the Jewish man struggles to his feet, stumbles to the bar, and confronts the Chinese man. “What the fuck was that about?”
The Chinese man sips his beer, and without looking at the Jewish man, he says “That was for sinking the Titanic.”
Outraged, the Jewish man goes red. “Sinking the Ti- that was an iceberg!!”
The Chinese man shrugs. “They’re all the same to me, icebergs, Goldbergs, Rosenbergs, Silberbergs…”