A Chinese guy showed up in my favorite bar last night

He took a sip of beer. I asked him, “Do you know Kung Fu or any other martial arts?”

He became offended and said, “Are you asking because I’m asian? I don’t, in fact!”

I snatched my beer back from him and said, “Good. Then buy your own fucking drink.”

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