A child is sitting on a park bench, stuffing his face with candy. A middle-aged man walks by, and says to the boy with disgust…

…”Boy, you’ll rot your teeth and your mind eating sweets like that.”

The boy replies “well, my grandfather lived to 109.”

“By eating candy like that?” asks the man.

“No,” says the boy. “By minding his own fucking business.”

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