A car

A police officer stopped a car on the highway and went up to the driver. He saw the man, and said: “You’ve just won $1000 for wearing a seat belt! What are you going to do with your prize money?” The man thought, and said back: “Maybe go to the driving school and get my licence!” His wife told the cop: “Don’t listen to him, he’s a smartass when he’s drunk”.

All of this talking made a passenger in the back of the car wake up, and he blurted out: “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car. Why didn’t you change the number plate?” A knock emerged from the trunk of the car, and the person in the trunk said: “Are we at the border yet?”

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