Miraculously, all twenty of them managed to grab onto the same branch sticking out of the cliffside. There were nineteen beautiful blondes and one brunette. The brunette saw the branch was starting to break, so she made a decision.
“Listen ladies,” she said. “As skinny as we are, this branch can’t hold all our weight. You’re all so beautiful and talented, so I’m going to let go in hopes that it’s enough to save your lives. Tell my family I love them.”
The blondes were so moved by her selfless sacrifice that they gave her a round of applause.