A bus filled with Catholic school girls goes off a cliff and they all die.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, “Erica, have you ever had any contact with a penis? She giggles and shyly replies, “I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.” St. Peter says, “Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.”
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Sarah, have you ever had any contact with a penis?” The girl is a little reluctant but replies, “Well, once I fondled and stroked one.” St. Peter says, “Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.”
Suddenly there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, “Ashley, What is going on here?” The girl replies, “If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it.”