A burglar breaks into a house when he hears “Jesus knows you are here.” He shuts his flashlight off and looks around. When he finds nothing he proceeds to unhook the TV when he hears “Jesus can see you” He looks around the room with his flashlight to find a parrot in its cage. Burglar: So that was all you? Parrot: Yep
Burglar: So whats your name? Parrot: Moses
Burglar: Who in the hell names their parrot Moses? Moses: The same kind of people who name their Rottweiler Jesus.
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