A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are set to be executed by firing line.

The executioner calls up the brunette.”Any last words!” he yells.”NO!”yells the brunette. so the executioner says “ready -aim – fi- But before he can finish the brunette yells “earthquake!” And in the resulting panic, the brunette escaped.

Next the executioner calls up the redhead. “Any last words!” He yells. “NO!” Yells the redhead. “Alright” says the executioner. “Ready-aim-fi-” But before he can finish the redhead yells “tornado!” And in the resulting panic the redhead escapes.

Next the executioner calls up the blonde. “Any last words!” He yells “NO!” Yells the blonde. “Alright then – Ready – Aim” But before he can finish the blonde – having thought she knew what to do, yells “FIRE!”

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