A bride goes to her husband on their wedding night…

And says, “I need to tell you something before we go to bed. I’m a virgin.”

Her husband was shocked, he’s her fourth marriage! He says, “HOW is it that you’ve been married three times before but you’re still a virgin?”

The bride replies, “Well, my first husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychologist and all he wanted to do was talk about it… and my third husband, he was a stamp licker at the post office…

God I miss that man.”

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