He says, “Grandpa, I got all the groceries you wanted! All together, it came to $47.22. Here’s your change.”
Grandpa says, “My goodness, the world is expensive nowadays. When I was a boy your age, I could get five pounds of potatoes, three loaves of bread, two pounds of beef, a jug of milk, a tin of tobacco for my dad, and a handful of my favorite candies, all for about five cents.
“Can’t do that today, though. No sir-ee Bob.”
“Why is that, grandpa?” asks the boy.
“Too many fuckin’ cameras.”