A boy is trying to sell fish so he screams “Dam fish, get your dam fish here.”
A pastor walks up and asks: “Why are you using bad language?”
The boy explains that he caught them at the local dam.
The pastor buys one and takes it home and tells his wife to “Cook the dam fish!”
She says: “I didn’t know pastors talked like that” so he explained it to her.
Later at the table he says to his wife: “Pass the dam fish”
and the son says
“Thats the spirit dad, pass the fucking potatoes!”