A blonde sees a guy walking down the street with a package labeled “The Dildo Store”

“What’s in the bag?” asks the blonde.

“Dildos”

“I’m horny. If I can guess how many are in the bag, may I have one right now?

“If you guess correctly, you can have both of them.”

The blonde smiles and says, “Five?”

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