A blonde pays $1,000,000 to use a stadium to prove blondes are smart.

She fills the stadium with 80,000 other blondes and calls one up to prove, on live TV, that blondes are smart. She starts simply with a math question. “What’s twenty plus three?” She asks the young volunteer. The little blonde thinks and timidly whispers into the mic “nine?” Soon a chorus of 80,000 blondes yell out “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!” The lead blonde agrees and calms the crowd. She decides to go really easy and asks the young blonde volunteer, “ok dear, what’s two plus two?” The little blonde thinks for about thirty seconds, and hesitatingly whispers “four?” In unison 80,000 blondes scream out “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!….”

Edited for typo

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