Officer, “May I see your licence? Lady, “What does it look like?” Officer, “Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.” The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says, “If you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn’t have pulled you over.”
- A freshman is talking to the new girl in school. “You’ll like it here,” he tells her. “Everyone is pretty chill, the teachers are all nice, but the principal is kind of a moron.”
- A guy rides his motorcycle through the border from Spain to France every week carrying two bags of sand.