She goes down to her local station & starts applies to join.
The Sergeant calls her over & says, ‘before you join, I need to ask you a few questions’
1st Question: ‘What’s 2+2?’
Blonde says: ‘that’s easy 4’
2nd qstn: ‘What the square root of 100?’
Blonde: ‘it’s 10’
Final Qstn: ‘Who killed Abraham Lincoln?’
Blonde Thinks about it & says: ‘I don’t know who killed him’
Srgt says: ‘That’s fine, just go home & think about it’
Blonde heads back home & picks up some books from her local library on the way back.
Her friend rings her the next day & says: ‘How’d you go trying to join the police?’
Blonde says: ‘It went really well, I’m already working on my first murder case…’