A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,”I need you to come over and help me with this jigsaw puzzle…”

Her boyfriend asks,”What’s it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde says”According to the picture on the box it’s supposed to be a rooster.”So her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. When she lets him in she takes him to the table where she has all the pieces spread out.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,”First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He then takes her hand and says,”Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,”

He said with a deep sigh…

“Let’s put all these corn flakes back in the box.”

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