A blonde woman and a redhead woman went to lunch. They had to wait for their table so they sat in the bar and had a drink. The TV was on and they noticed the news was showing a man on a rooftop threatening to jump. The redhead told the blonde “I bet you 50 bucks he jumps.” The blonde replied “You’re on.” Sure enough the man jumped, so the blonde starts to dig out her money.
The redhead felt kind of bad so she said “That’s okay, I cheated. I saw this on the 10 o’clock news last night.” The blonde turned to her and said “Well so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump twice in a row!”