…for a drink, and we’re watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o’clock news, so I can’t take your money.” The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!”
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