A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops. They spot a barn and they all run inside where the see 3 large empty canvas bags. They each hide in one of them. Minutes later the police officers enter the barn. They search all around and finally get to the three bags. The police starts kicking the bag that contained the brunette so she starts : BARK BARK! The police concluded the bag contained puppies. Then they started kicking the bag that contained the readhead. In response she started :MIAU MIAU! The police concluded that the bag contained kittens. Then they started kicking the last bag that contained the blonde. She replied : POTATOES!
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