A blind man walks into a gay bar.

He walks up to the lesbian bartender and says “hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?”. The bartender says “Let me tell you a few things since you’re blind, I am a blonde bartender who keeps a shotgun under the table. The bouncer is a 6ft blonde with a 4th degree black belt in judo. The woman beside you is a blonde biker with the local gang. The owner of this bar is a blonde army veteran who did four tours in Iraq. Now do you really want to tell that joke here?”. The blind man thinks for a second and says “Naaahh, not if i have to explain it four times.”

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