A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, “Hey bartender, you want to hear a dumb woman’s joke?”

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things… 1 – The bartender is a woman. 2 – The bouncer is a woman. 3 – The woman sitting next to me is a professional weightlifter. 4 – The lady to your right is a professional wrestler, and I’m a 6 foot, 200 lb. woman with a PhD, a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says: “Naaaah, not if I have to explain it five times”

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