A beautiful woman dies, and her funeral is scheduled. It’s an open casket affair. As people wait in line to say goodbye to her, the woman’s sister notices a man with a raging erection.
“What the hell!? You pervert!” She chastises, eyes tearing from grief and rage.
“I can’t help it.” The man said sadly. “It’s mourning wood.“
Thought of this a few minutes ago. Not the most polished but hey, OC! Have a lovely weekend reddit 🙂