A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant,”Are you single?”
I Happily I replied,” Yes….”
She took away the extra chair in front of me.
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- A university student wanted to sit next to his professor at break time.
- I said, “Gandalf once said ‘A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.'”