A bear and a rabbit stumbled upon a magical lamp in the forest…

They rubbed it and guess what, a genie appeared. He granted both of them 3 wishes each. The rabbit asked the bear to go first, becuase he knew the bear’s playboy nature.

Bear: I wish to be the most handsome bear in the whole world. Genie: Granted. Rabbit: I want a motorbike. Genie (astonished at such a small wish): Granted. And there was a new sports motorbike filled with fuel.

Bear: I want to be the strongest bear in the whole world. Genie: Granted. Rabbit: I want a motorbike helmet. Genie (again surprised!): Granted. And there was a shining cool helmet on the rabbit’s head.

Bear: I wish all the other bears in the world are female. Genie (Smiling): Granted. Rabbit (driving off on his motorbike): I wish Mr. Bear ( as the bear was named so) is gay.

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