A bear and a rabbit are walking through the forest…

And they stumble upon a magic lamp. The bear rubs it and a genie pops out.

The genie says, “I will grant you each 3 wishes.”

The bear says, “I wish I wish I was the only male bear in this forest, so all the other female Bears will be forced to be with me.” The genie grants him this wish and then asks the rabbit what his first wish will be.

The rabbit says, “I wish for a dirt bike.” And poof a dirt bike appears,

The genie motions to the bear for his second wish, and the bear says, “I wish I was the only male bear in all the surrounding forests so I will have more females to choose from.”

The genie grants him this wish then asks the rabbit what his second wish will be.

The rabbit says, “I wish I had a helmet for my dirt bike.” And poof a helmet appears on top of his dirt bike.

The genie motions to the bear for his final wish.

The bear says, “you know what? I wish I was the only male bear in all the forests in all the world!!” The genie grants him this wish.

The genie now says to the rabbit, “and for you final wish?”

The rabbit puts on his helmet and hops on his dirt bike, and tells the genie his final wish.

“I wish the bear was gay.” And rides off into the forest.

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