Three bats had to get as much blood as they could in a certain amount of time.
After the time is up, the judge goes to the first bat and see some blood on his legs. He asks him where did he get it from?
The first bat told him, “you see that tree over there? Behind it there’s a mall and that’s where I got my blood from”.
He goes to the second bat, and that bat has much more blood on him. He again asks where the blood came from.
The second bat says, “you see that tree over there? As you know, there’s a mall behind it, but behind the mall there’s a huge park! That’s where I got my blood from”.
The judge goes to the third bat and that bat is practically soaking in blood, toes to teeth. Astonished, he asks him where he got it?
The third bat says, “you see that tree over there? Well, I didn’t”.