A bartender squeezes all the juice from a lemon

And says, “I’ll give a thousand bucks to whoever can squeeze another drop from this lemon.” All the strongest men in the bar took turns trying, but nobody could even squeeze a single drop. The bartender thought he’d won, when an thin, wiry old man walked up from the back. He grabbed the lemon, and six drops were squeezed out. Flabbergasted, the bartender asked, “How did you do that? What did you do for a living? Were you a lumberjack, or a body builder?” The old man smiled, and said, “I worked for the IRS.”

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