A bartender notices one of his costumers hasn’t paid for his drink, so he asks to see his money.

The man says, “If I show you a miracle, will you give me the drink for free?” The bartender agrees.

The man reaches into his pocket, pulls out a hamster, and sets it on the bartop. It immediately starts dancing. This hamster is the most incredible dancer the bartender has ever seen, so he says, “Ok, you win. Free drink.”

The man finishes his drink, and asks for another. The bartender says, “one miracle, one drink.” The man agrees.

He reaches into his pocket, removes a frog, and sets it on the bar. Immediately, the frog begins to sing. It’s voice is rich and beautiful, and the music brings tears to the eyes of everyone in the room. As the bartender is preparing the man’s second free drink, another guy walks over from across the room.

“Hey,” he says, “I’ll give you a hundred bucks for the frog.”

“Done,” says the man. He takes the $100, hands the guy the frog, and the guy leaves. The bartender is incredulous.

“What was that?” he asks, “a hundred bucks? That’s frog must be worth millions! Why would you give it away like that?”

“Because,” says the man, “the hamster is also a ventriloquist.”

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