A 911 operator gets a call.

“911 what’s your emergency?” the operator asks.

“I’m smoking.” replied a middle-aged woman.

“Sorry, ma’am but you shouldn’t be calling 911. Please contact an expert if you need help.” The operator hangs up the phone.

The phone rings again.

“911, what’s your emergency?” the operator asks again.

“I’m smoking.” replied the same woman.

“Sorry, ma’am but you should not be calling 911. You are aware you called us just now correct?”

“Yeah.”

“Well then please do not call us unless you have a proper emergency. Thank you.” The operator hangs up the phone.

The phone rings again.

“I swear to god if it’s that woman I’m gonna have a seizure.”, the operator mumbles under his breath.

“911, what’s your emergency?” the operator asks again.

“I’m smoking.” replied the same woman.

“Excuse me but you know it’s a crime for prank calls like this right? Please contact an expert if you have problems with any smoking issues.” He hangs up the phone.

It rings again, with the same number. The operator, clearly infuriated, picks up the phone.

“YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL THIS NUMBER IF YOU DON’T HAVE AN EMERGENCY!”

“Sorry but-“

“NO BUTS! IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SMOKING PLEASE CONTACT AN EXPERT! DO YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY?!”

“Yes I do.”

“What is it then?!”

“I’m on fire.”

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