6 signs that you had one glass too many

  1. All girls look beautiful. It doesn’t matter if they have beards.

  2. You can’t use your fork because it has 1 tine and 4 handles.

  3. Lights are out in the restroom. But it smells nice, and they have clothes hanging instead of toilet paper.

  4. Someone called you an asshole. But you are not sure… Maybe not an asshole. Or maybe not you. Anyway, you should teach these bastards a lesson!!

  5. Barman doesn’t want to take your money. He says that’s not what money looks like.

  6. You tried to tie your shoelace, but it electrocuted you.

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