and arrive at the gates of Heaven in front of St. Peter. They line up and the first one approaches him and he asks the nun if she’s ever sinned before.
The first Nun says, “Yes, I’ve seen a penis before”. St. Peter tells her to go over to the holy fountain and wash her eyes out and she can proceed.
The second nun approaches and gets asked the same question, she says, “Yes I have, I’ve touched a penis before.” St. Peter tells her to was her hands in the holy fountain and she can proceed.
The fourth nun pushes the third out of the way and cuts her in line. St. Peter looks confused and says, “Okay, so whats that about?”.. The nun responds, “I don’t want to gargle the holy water after it’s been up her ass!”