3 men were at a bar, [NSFW]

After a few drinks they began to talk about their wives and after many more the topic of conversation shifted to who was better at sex. The three men argued for an hour until finally they had a solution, they would go home and have sex with their wife and whoever got theirs ti scream the longest was the best. The next day the 3 men met at the bar to discuss who won the bet, the first man said “we made love for the first time in 2 years and at the end she screamed for 30 seconds. The second man said that him and his wife lasted for an hour and when it was all over she screamed for 3 minuets. The final man took a sip from his drink and said i fucked my wife for 20 seconds, pulled out my schlong, and wiped it on the drapes and she is still screaming.

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