3 men died & went to heaven…

One day, 3 men died & went to heaven. “Religion?” God’s secretary asked the first man.

“Jewish,” the man replied.

“Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8,” the secretary said.

“Religion?” he asked the second man.

“Muslim.”

“Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8.”

“Religion?” he asked the third man.

“Agnostic.”

“Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8.”

“Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?” the man asked.

The secretary replied:- “Oh, the Catholics are in room 8 & they think that they are the only ones here.”

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