As they were drinking they started thumbing through an old copy of Guinness Book of World Records when they got to talking. One of the gentleman said ” ya know, even for little people, we are pretty damn small. I bet we all have the smallest something.”
Convinced of this, they go down to the Guinness office and the first guy says “I think I have the smallest brain of all little people”, so he goes in and comes out all depressed.
The second guy says “well i think I have the smallest hands of all little people”, so he goes in and he too comes out all depressed.
The last guy says “Ok, I got this, it’s embarrassing but, I know I have the smallest dick of all the little people, women included”, so he goes in and he also comes out all depressed.
The three men defeated returned to the bar, and slumped in their seats. They looked at each other and all said in unison, “Who the fuck is Donald Trump?!”