3 kids walk into a candy store

The first kid says “I’ll have $1 worth of jelly beans, sir!” The jelly beans are on a shelf, so the candy store owner has to get a ladder out, get the jelly beans, weigh out $1 worth, put the beans back on the shelf, climb down the ladder, put it away, and give the kid the jelly beans. “There’s your jelly beans, young man,” he says. The next kid says “I’ll have $1 worth of jelly beans as well, sir!” So the guy has to do the whole thing again: get the ladder, climb up, grab $1 of jelly beans, climb back down, but before he puts the ladder away, he asks the third kid “are you also wanting $1 of jelly beans?” The kid says “no.” So he puts the ladder away again, hands the jelly beans to the second kid, and turns to the third kid. “What can I get you, young man?” The third kid says “I’ll have $1.50 of jelly beans, please.”

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