The first cowboy says, “I’ve gotta be the toughest cowboy out there. Just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and killed 3 men and I single handedly wrestled that bull to the ground.”
The second cowboy says, “that’s nothing. About 2 weeks ago I found this huge rattlesnake, so I grabbed it by the neck, bit off it’s head, and drank the venom right from it, and I’m still here.”
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.