When suddenly Jesus walks in and touches one of them on the shoulder, “My eyes? My eyes are better!” He runs out he pub with happiness. Jesus then walks over to the second guy and touches his shoulder, “My arthritis? My arthritis is gone!” He bolts it out of the door with a smile on his face. Jesus heads to the third bloke and hears “You can fuck off mate! I’m on disability pay!.
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