The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him “what happened?”. “Today I got an F in geography class”. “And what did she ask you?”. “What’s the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building”. “Eh, don’t cry over it, I’ll take care of that for you.”
- My girl walked in on me while I was blow drying my dick and asked “wtf are you doing?”
- What did one orphan say to another?