The bus crashes and they all end up standing in the front of pearly gate.
St. Peter looks at them all awaiting their admission into the Heaven and says to them, “Okay everyone, let’s get this straight right now. Everyone who had molested a child turn around now and head down to Hell.”
At this point 9 of the priests turn around and start to walk away sad.
St. Peters then yells, “And take this deaf bastard with you.”